Sunday, June 20, 2010

Britney could use a stylist and MJ's kids could use some friends



1. To me Britney is a prime example of the saying "you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."

It looks as if she browsed the bargain bin at her local wal-mart for this get up. I think I had pair of flip-flops like that when I was 3. I would just like to know who lets her step out the door in these clothes everyday.

BRITNEY,
get a stylist.
love,
the citizens of the united states

2. It's been almost a year since the king of pop left this earth and its still weird for me to actually see the faces of his kids in public. Remember back in the day when they where veiled and hidden behind masks....ahhh those where the days.

The poor little kiddos are still finding it difficult to deal with the death of their beloved dad. According to their grandma neither of them have any friends. Hmmm I wonder why that could be? Oh yeah they were practically kept in isolation by their dad. Grandma hopes the enrolling them in a private school this fall and having them around other kids will help them deal with the death.

Now if papa Joe Jackson really wants to be a complete ass and cash in even more he could always option a show to Vh1 called "Play Date: The search for the Jackson's kids new BFF."

3. Gaga and Guns on rolling Stone. I love this woman. Enough said.


4. I want you to look at this picture an guess how much this sells for...

$5? $10? Noooo.....try $15 for little palstic ball with red LED light that you push to make it light it up. Seems as if even after the Harry Potter franchise comes to an end they will still be raking in the dough with new Wizarding World of Harry Potter which has recently opened at Universal Studios Orlando.

After noticing that you just spent $15 bucks on just a crappy plastic light up ball, you can go drown your sorrows at the Hogs Head Bar. At the bar you might as well spend $6.50 on a pint of no-name crappy beer that is exclusive to the park, while you are at it.